Your PC is probably broken

The page you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable. But it's probably your fault. Let's face it - who knows more about computers? You or the web server?

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Please try the following:

• Click the  Refresh button, as though it's going to do anything different this time. I'm a computer. I don't make mistakes.
• If you typed the page address in the Address bar, have another go (but try getting the damned spelling right this time around)
• Open the Google home page, and then look for links to the information you want. And try and pay more attention, this time around.
• Click the Back button and try again. Let's face it: if you're having difficulty with a simple mouse-click, then you probably shouldn't even own a computer. 100,000 times more computing power than it took to put men on the moon, and look where it's got you. Please don't breed.
• Click Search to look for information on how to find your own arse with both hands.

HTTP 404 - File not found
Or maybe you've killed the Internet